Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.