Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.