What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Cheque Jokes More Cheque Jokes

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.