What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82