Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident