Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."