Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.