What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!