Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Million Dollar Jokes More Million Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint