Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Million Dollar Jokes More Million Dollar Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.