Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.