a small loan of a million dollars"
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With a small loan of a million dollars.
A small loan of a million dollars.
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Date Simon Cowell.
There's no million dollar car in my garage.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
They start with 2 million.
Someone who works in a mint.
Invest a billion.
Because: 25 DEC == 31 OCT Merry Christmas Fellow Nerds! :)
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
Because he got hit by a car
Very exciting
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Getting out of the bed!
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
He got into treble.
Drummers.
Tell them they can't make racist jokes.
Enough to make one President.
Hand her a shovel
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
