Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ?

Bert the dinner !

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ?

Bert the dinner !