Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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