Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ?

Bug Rodgers !

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.