What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.