Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

John Cena Jokes More John Cena Jokes

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.