What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille