What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille