What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"