Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture