Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.