Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.