Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!