Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.