Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy