Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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How do you catch defish?

With debate.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.