Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Previous Random Joke Next

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet