Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.