Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!"

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.