Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.