Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%