Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!