What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.