What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.