Tour De France Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

What has ears but cannot hear?

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The winner of hide and seek.

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What's Charlie Sheens middle name?

Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

1940 Jokes More 1940 Jokes

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor