Tour De France Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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the Sixth German Panzer Division

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

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Stone deaf...

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He felt his presents.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer