Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.