What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease