What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!