When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag