Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop?

Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Where do fish sleep?

A. In a river bed

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)