Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.