Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

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What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon