How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet?

Because thimbles aren't very loud.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!