Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one