Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.