What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.