What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.