Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'