Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.