Morgue Jokes

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!