Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)

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What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess