Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

virgin mobile

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.