Why are Asian women in the US so excited about next Tuesday?

It's Erection Day

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How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene