Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

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They'll tell you.

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Try to get her off!

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What do you call an Asian pothead?

Tao Lee

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.