What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do