What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog