Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.