Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.