What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!