What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.