How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.