How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

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It's not there anymore.

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So it would run faster!!

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Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

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I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!