How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.