Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!