What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

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Ham-burgers!

Which burgers are dishonest?

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there "

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!