5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An air mattress.
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
They both swallow seamen.
For throwing out all the w's.
The blonde sure doesn't know.
Her computer had a bug...
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
Need to know ASAP.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They meet up a work
To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
A wind tunnel.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
A: A wind tunnel.
They're easier to find in the dark.
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
A)..... The Interpreter.
Their balls will show.
It makes them feel popular.
A hundred dollar bill.
Because it's waaay easier to swallow
Nothing... They've never met
Air bubbles.
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
A: Practice.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
She threw away all of the W's.
A: Frosted Flakes.
A: Because red means stop.
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Knock on the door
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
Toes go in first!
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
A: "Is it mine "
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Two brunettes and a red-head.
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
A. Artificial intelligence.
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
A: The vegetable garden.
Shine a torch in her ear!
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
A: Because they can spell it.
A: Their cheeks.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
They're so damned hard to peel.
It takes too long to retrain them.
A: They're too hard to peel.
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
A: Proofreading.
A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.
Knock on the door.
Men always like intellectual company
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
A. An interpreter.
They can never find the "any" key.
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
A: There aren't any pictures.
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
A: One.
They pull up their pants.
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
A: More head room
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
Who cares
To see if blondes have more fun.
A: They don't know the route.
A: They always forget the recipe.
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Unfertilized
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
Tell her she's pregnant.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Ask Hugh Hefner.
A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
A: Knock on the door.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
TransGinger
A: Far-from-thinkin
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
A: "Have another beer."
Because she was drinking on the job.
To keep their ankles warm.
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
A: Her ankles.
Because they, like, can't even!
Because they can't keep their calves together
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
He fell out of the tree
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .
It died.
Tobogany.
A: It matches their mustaches.
A mental block!
Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"
None. They can't climb the ladder.
In Bhuddapest
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A Cheese Kurd.
First person shooter.
The blonde has the higher sperm count.
You have to chew before you swallow!
