Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf