Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!