Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.