Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.