What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.