What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!