What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.