How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!